- I love the way you take up my entire study and make me really guilty if I try to sit at the old fashioned desk. That is just the prodding I need.
- I love the way I completely forget about the fact that I'm walking on you for hours on end.
- I love how you keep me from strangling the moron on the other end of the phone that somehow gets to still be employed and making a hefty salary while clearly not having a clue how to do their job.
- I love the way I can completely make a mess of you, AND have room for my Starbucks, AND my scented candle (which is clearly a work priority)!
- I love how you almost completely knock me on my a$$ when my program ends and I you suddenly stop with a jolt. Guess your beeping is no longer annoying me, since I don't hear it.
- I love how quiet you are.
- I love the way you make me look like I've got some form of autism on the video conferences since only my chest up is shared with my fellow meeting goers.
- I love logging the brainless 2-4 miles a day.
If I could ask for one thing.....could you maybe start shaving off some of this backside? Really, I'd greatly appreciate it. Blah Blah muscle buildup, Blah Blah stamina, Blah blah stress relief. I know - but I'd really like a smaller gut and butt.
Thanks.
Your new best friend,
Laura
Hi Laura,
ReplyDeleteLove your love letter. I am an inventor who has brought a different version of the "exercise while you work" idea. It is called a FitDesk. Hope to get it in the hands of all the great bloggers who get the concept. Please take a look at www.fitdesk.net.